I seriously had to psych myself up to go to the gym tonight, eat a raw egg, shout at myself in the mirror, slap my face. All that shit. Standard.
So I got to the gym, I pretty much exhausted myself walking there, so that was my warm up.
I filled my water bottle up, walked to the oscillator. Started striding. Cranked the level up to 15 and started my work out...
10 minutes in and I was SWEATING LIKE A BITCH.
I was slipping all over the machine, loosing my grip on the handles, loosing my feet. I was wheezing, coughing. I mean sweat was POURING from every pore I lawfully own. My iPhone is probably water damaged.
THEN this guy walks on to the machine right beside me, plugs his headphones in, puts on BBC news and starts casually striding along like it's a Sunday walk. LOOKS OVER AT ME in bewilderment as to why I'm sweating like a fucking mong... LET ME TELL YOU WHY!!
Because I know where the level button is...
here's a picture of me after the gym
I'm a fuckin monster
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Location:Carlisle Centre
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